Kamusta! Kumain ka na ba? If the answer is no, close whatever spreadsheet or group chat you’re pretending to focus on, because we need to talk about Tartufo Ristorante. If the answer is yes, congratulations, but also — you’re going to want to eat again after reading this. Tartufo Ristorante has become one of those BGC restaurants people namedrop the way they’d namedrop a good dermatologist: quietly, protectively, like they don’t want the secret getting too big. Well, the secret’s out. We ate our way through appetizers, mains, and dessert at Tartufo Ristorante so you don’t have to walk in blind, and we’re giving you the full picture — the…