So you’re heading to the Philippines. Good news: over 7,000 islands, world-class beaches, and food that will make your cardiologist nervous. Better news: you don’t need a linguistics degree to have a great time. A handful of well-placed Filipino phrases and you’ll go from “confused tourist” to “honorary titser” (that’s “teacher,” and yes, strangers will call you that if you seem to know things). This guide is built for travelers, not scholars. We’re not here to conjugate verbs or diagram sentences. We’re here to get you fed, get you a tricycle ride, get you out of the rain, and get you invited to a birthday party by a family you…